Na utakmici, Pafos don dey jubilate, naija fans dey vex!

Beluna, naija! Una go believe say, as dem start match for Marakana, na so the fans wey dey for northern stand start set show wey get theme from classic Italian song: ‘Volare, kantare, prvaci Evrope smo mi.’ Dem dey shout am like na dem win. But wetin happen for field? Pafos players don dey jubilate, as dem score within just 38 seconds! Chai! Talk about quick action!

As Koreia don put ball for net, na so e make noise for Marakana, but na just small noise o, because that celebration don turn to silent gloating for Pafos. E be like say dem go spoil the fan show. Na wetin dem dey call bitter sweetness, abi how person go enjoy beans wey dey hot? Fans fit still dey cheer, but dat early goal don make dem feel somehow (like say na dia turn to chop bitter leaf soup).

And speaking of family news, our padi Deni Boneštajn don drop announcement for Instagram say e and e wifey Ines dey expect their fifth child! Hmmm, na so dem dey collect babies like na FIFA stickers? Deni don already get three boys (Naser, Leon, Lukijan) plus one girl (Hana) from Ines, and one daughter from him first marriage. Na wah! E fit turn to basketball team with all dis children!

Deni write for Instagram say: ‘Hvala Bogu, so na wetin dey happen every year with Boneštajn, brand new baby!’ Na people wey dey follow am go still dey send congratulations like food wey don dey well done.

But e no stop there oh! Some parizer for Croatia dey face wahala as dem announce say dem go withdraw the product from market. Why? Because the allergen no show for the declaration! E be like say soja dey ready to spoil the party for some people. Dem said this parizer, wey dem call Turkey classic, dey safe for those no get allergy, but if you dey allergic to soja, abeg, no risk am o! Safety first, na wetin we dey preach.

Meanwhile, na serious matter dey play out for Ugljevik as two elderly people don die from motor accident. R.G. (73) and I.G. (69) dey involve for the accident with truck wey one Ž.P. (55) dey drive. E be like say the road no just sabi chill as police don start hear word. Safety measures, my people, na im we need pass for this kind place.

Last last, our guy Miloš Vukašinović, wey be head for Klubu DNS, don talk say government need to make sure say we fit get emergency serum quick quick. E mention say naija life no fit wait for tender wahala; if snake bite you, wetin you go do? Wait for bureaucracy? Omo, no! Dem need to act fast for people sabi say safety na priority.

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